Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of
respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.
Homer: Awww.... [pats Bart's head]
-- Damage control, "War of the Simpsons"
respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.
Homer: Awww.... [pats Bart's head]
-- Damage control, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little
strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted. -- Damage... - Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win.
Homer:
When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked... - Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always... - Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love...
