I like to think that I am a patient, tolerant woman, and that there
was no line you could cross that would make me stop loving you.
But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!
-- Marge, "War of the Simpsons"
was no line you could cross that would make me stop loving you.
But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!
-- Marge, "War of the Simpsons"
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- If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
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Pick up... - Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the
Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her... - A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened
to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk... - 9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines:
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1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?" 2.... - Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party... - That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it?
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Pick up...
