She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education,
youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me? What
did I do to deserve this fat old piece of..." [cries]
-- Homer talks to Mr. Bergstrom on Lisa's need for a
strong male role model, "Lisa's Substitute"
youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me? What
did I do to deserve this fat old piece of..." [cries]
-- Homer talks to Mr. Bergstrom on Lisa's need for a
strong male role model, "Lisa's Substitute"
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- Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You're going to eat a blizzard of...[looks around] unseasonable
warmth?
Lisa: I made the snowball from the frost in our freezer... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character,
and I know it's against all your moral fibers...
