Bergstrom: [enters the classroom, guns ablazin']
Skinner: Are you the substitute?
Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim.
Skinner: Are you insane?
-- Principal Skinner doesn't quite get Bergstrom's
unorthodox teaching technique, "Lisa's Substitute"
Skinner: Are you the substitute?
Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim.
Skinner: Are you insane?
-- Principal Skinner doesn't quite get Bergstrom's
unorthodox teaching technique, "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for... - Mr. Bergstrom: Lisa, your homework is always so neat.
How can I put this? Does your father help you with... - That's the problem with being middle-class.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find... - 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease... - She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education,
youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks... - And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys,
ladies and gentlemen. Big guys who were great shots... - I will not bribe
Principal...
