Friends, art lovers, security personnel... -- Burns begins his speech on the opening of the Burns wing of the art museum,

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  on Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with...
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• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that. -- Marge accidentally...
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge:
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait...
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg...
• Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithers:
  Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left,
  too, sir? Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're...