Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor.
-- Marge catches Burns naked in the bathroom,
"Brush with Greatness"
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor.
-- Marge catches Burns naked in the bathroom,
"Brush with Greatness"
Related:
- Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.
Smithers:
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut... - Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea!
Marge:
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like... - Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: ... - Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. ... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. ...
From the same category:
- Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head]
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive... - Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower.... - Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on
this.
Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture... - Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on.
Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail;
he'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's... - Marge, you make it sound so seamy.
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on
some outfits.
Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on...
