Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson.
Burns: Who?
Smithers: She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair,
and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily
intimidated.
Burns: Excellent.
-- Searching for an artist to do Burns' portrait,
"Brush with Greatness"
Burns: Who?
Smithers: She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair,
and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily
intimidated.
Burns: Excellent.
-- Searching for an artist to do Burns' portrait,
"Brush with Greatness"
Related:
- Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh,
hello Mrs. Burns. I'll see if your son is available... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait
was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with... - Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns!
Burns: Hello there.
uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson... - Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember... - Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
Smithers:
That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man... - Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes... - He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it.
-- Art critic,
on Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with...
From the same category:
- Men: [jogging]
"I knew a woman in Paris, France,
Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinner: Wait... - Homer: You did _what_?!
Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little... - What you're saying is so understandable. And really,
your only crime was violating U.S. law. -- Marge... - Whoa! My whiffle balls! My frisbees! My water rockets!
I've hit the jackpot! -- Bart climbs to the roof... - They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso...
