I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class.
I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu,
pushed too far by convenience store bandits.
I call it `Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey'.
-- Apu, at Springfield Community College,
"Brush with Greatness"
I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu,
pushed too far by convenience store bandits.
I call it `Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey'.
-- Apu, at Springfield Community College,
"Brush with Greatness"
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