Homer: All right, family. I want the truth. Don't pull any punches.
[sweetly] Am I just a little bit overweight?
[silence]
[angrily] Well, am I?
Lisa: Forgive us, Dad, but it takes time to properly sugar-coat a
response.
-- Ooh, and a split infinitive, too,
"Brush with Greatness"
[sweetly] Am I just a little bit overweight?
[silence]
[angrily] Well, am I?
Lisa: Forgive us, Dad, but it takes time to properly sugar-coat a
response.
-- Ooh, and a split infinitive, too,
"Brush with Greatness"
Related:
- Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly,
he's underneath the table. Homer: Nobody make me any... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet... - I am NOT a cynic -
I just remember last time too well... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to... - Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth]
Bart+Lisa:
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No...
