Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and
all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd
have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
Herbert: Maybe I would have been better off?
MAYBE!
Why you sponge-head. Of COURSE I'd have been better off.
As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!
Marge: Mm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.
-- Herbert leaving forever, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd
have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
Herbert: Maybe I would have been better off?
MAYBE!
Why you sponge-head. Of COURSE I'd have been better off.
As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!
Marge: Mm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.
-- Herbert leaving forever, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
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Maybe I could have been something more than... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at
home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook... - Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself.
Marge:
Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and... - Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa!
Homer:
Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Herbert: You, what are your roots?
Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met
the Saxons.
[all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
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And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right...
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I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards... - What the hell are you talking about, sir?
-- Bart,
"Call of the... - Will you quit staring at me like that!?
-- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from
outside,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Bart: What's wrong, Dad?
Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives
of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
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