Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press,

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• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words...
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbert:
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with...
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Homer:
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant...
• Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
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