To think I wasted my life in boardrooms, and stockholders meetings,

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• Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press,
  Your Holiness... -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother,...
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words...
• People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
  Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where...
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business,
  your home, and all your possessions. I can't...
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Homer:
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons,
  and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. -- Homer,...
• Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Homer:
  OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling...
• Lisa: The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is named Scratchy.
  Bart: They hate each other. Lisa: And they're not shy...