Snake: Don't move, dude. This is totally a gun. [Apu presses the alarm button quickly] [Snake cocks the shotgun and points it at Apu] Apu:

Related:

• Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him,
  we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart! ...
• Doris: Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great. Apu:
  Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns. Where...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery...
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Homer:...
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure...
• Shiva H. Vishnu! -- Apu's expletive,
  "Bart the...
• Marge: Hmm. Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.
  Apu: Oh, they'll never move that way. Lisa: Mmm, corn...
• Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want,
  and not get hassled by the man! [Apu and Jamshed...
• Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
  How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm...