Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch]
-- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a
husband for Selma? "Principal Charming"
-- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a
husband for Selma? "Principal Charming"
Related:
- Boy, a good man really
hard to find. -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma,
"Principal... - Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man!
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay... - Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma! -- Homer Simpson... - Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines,
and walking through the park on clear autumn days.... - And then when I got out of the service, eh, uh... Well,
the next few years are a blur. -- Barney, "Principal... - Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's
lovely (and available) sister,
Selma. Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What... - I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma,
on Principal Skinner, "Principal... - Karl... Too handsome.
Smithers... Jerk.
Ms. Finch.
Not a man. -- Homer weighs the pros and cons of potential... - Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
