Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey,
come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
[guffaws from the gang] You rotten liver pot! If I ever get a
hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face
off!
-- "Principal Charming"
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey,
come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
[guffaws from the gang] You rotten liver pot! If I ever get a
hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face
off!
-- "Principal Charming"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh...
From the same category:
- Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual. Marge: I guess we've learned... - Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Nelson: What is this place?
Bart: Branson, Missouri.
My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were run by Ned... - Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of
naive movie folks -
folks from a Hollywood where values are... ...
