Homer: Marge honey, I've got five words to say to you!
[one word per finger] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue...
[realizes he needs his left hand] Pit.
Marge: Oh, Homey, remember you told me you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?
Homer: Marge! I'm only human!
-- "Principal Charming"
[one word per finger] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue...
[realizes he needs his left hand] Pit.
Marge: Oh, Homey, remember you told me you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?
Homer: Marge! I'm only human!
-- "Principal Charming"
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