Buddy -- Ran away from home.
Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad: now in a coma.
Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind.
-- The eventual fates of the dogs in the obedience
school, "Bart's Dog Get an F"
Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad: now in a coma.
Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind.
-- The eventual fates of the dogs in the obedience
school, "Bart's Dog Get an F"
Related:
- You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an... - Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools
here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um,
take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He... - You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the... - Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer... - And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
--
Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer... - Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-
advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, ... - Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come...
From the same category:
- Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Bart... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every
good American is at heart an erotic American?
It's true. A famous couple -- I don't... - I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing,
there are too many fat children. -- Monty Burns,... - Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply,
I can ensure an honest winter's work out...
