You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an F"
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an F"
Related:
- Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools
here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Buddy -- Ran away from home.
Lao Tzu -
Ate poison toad: now in a coma. Santa's Little Helper... - Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-
advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, ... - Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um,
take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer... - Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take... - Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points towards
the North Star.
Homer: Heh heh, that's nice, Lisa. But we're not in... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Teacher: So, you never learned cursive?
Bart: Um,
well, I know hell and damn and bit... -- Saved by... - Paul: What? She's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
I read about you in history class. So where's...
