Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt.
See? He does exactly what I tell him.
-- Bart trying to demonstrate his control over the dog,
"Bart's Dog Get an F"
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt.
See? He does exactly what I tell him.
-- Bart trying to demonstrate his control over the dog,
"Bart's Dog Get an F"
Related:
- You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition,
but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to... - Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-
advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, ... - Buddy -- Ran away from home.
Lao Tzu -
Ate poison toad: now in a coma. Santa's Little Helper... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer...
From the same category:
- Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now,
Quimby? Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er... - Skinner: Ah, these uniforms are godsend. Horseplay is down 40%,
youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits... - Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain..
[walks towards Bart] [The boat hits... - Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten
years.
Everyone: Yay! Scientist: And how's the spacecraft... - Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, ...
