"Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
on command."
-- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Related:
- You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools
here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer... - Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition,
but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to... - Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come... - Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um,
take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He... - Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer... - Buddy -- Ran away from home.
Lao Tzu -
Ate poison toad: now in a coma. Santa's Little Helper...
From the same category:
- Announcer: The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious
province[?] of Capital City,
and honed his skills while serving time... - Hey man, cool crash! Way to cheat death.
-- Bart visits Martin in the hospital,
"Saturdays of... - Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad
people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison... - Wiggum: We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the
answering machine.
[does so; there are 75 messages] Aw, can't... - Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was
rigged so we'd be teammates.
Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill...
