Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before...
Homer: We never had a problem with a family member we can give away
before.
-- what to do about Santa's Little Helper? "Bart's Dog
Gets a F"
Bart: We never had a family meeting before...
Homer: We never had a problem with a family member we can give away
before.
-- what to do about Santa's Little Helper? "Bart's Dog
Gets a F"
Related:
- Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition,
but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to... - Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major
purchases.
Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come... - Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that
problem with your zipper,
I can send your father up. Homer: Oh, no I'm not. ... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled,
but we never had knife fights before. -- Marge, after... - Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV]
Lisa:
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching...
