Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show. Look at the
credits! [presses "play"]
Krusty: Bye bye, kids! [laughs]
[credits roll]
Kent: I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight, a
certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We
won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather
with Funny Sonny Storm.
Bart: [presses "pause"] There's my name, right there: Bart Simpson.
Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Stortch.
Martin: No! It says Betty -- Betty Symington.
Nelson: [punches Bart in the gut] That's for taking credit for other
people's work.
-- Punishment for usurping, "Bart Gets Famous"
credits! [presses "play"]
Krusty: Bye bye, kids! [laughs]
[credits roll]
Kent: I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight, a
certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We
won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather
with Funny Sonny Storm.
Bart: [presses "pause"] There's my name, right there: Bart Simpson.
Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Stortch.
Martin: No! It says Betty -- Betty Symington.
Nelson: [punches Bart in the gut] That's for taking credit for other
people's work.
-- Punishment for usurping, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished... - Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace,
"Bart Gets... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I...
From the same category:
- Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth]
Bart+Lisa:
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No... - Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
It's being one of those guys who sits in a... - Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster.
Ralph: You're deceptive.
Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving... - Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu!
Bart: Ahoy!
This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the... - If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator. [leaves,
crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight...
