Lisa: So even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family,
that would be stealing?
Rev.: No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.
Lisa: I see.
-- A clarification from Reverend Lovejoy,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
that would be stealing?
Rev.: No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.
Lisa: I see.
-- A clarification from Reverend Lovejoy,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes... - Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi... - The cable stays! The foot has spoken!
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well,
thank you, honey. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs... - Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger... - There's something wrong with that kid. She's so moral.
Why can't she be more like ... well, not like Bart... - Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um,
is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ... - Will you quit staring at me like that!?
-- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from
outside,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
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Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th...
