Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms
your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll
be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of
fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would
die.
Bart: [raises his hand] Oh, Miss Allbright.
M.A.: Yes, Bart.
Bart: Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
M.A.: No.
Bart: [raises his hand]
M.A.: Yes, Bart.
Bart: Are there pirates in hell?
M.A.: Yes. Thousands of them.
Bart: [rubs hands] Hoo hoo, baby!
-- Sunday School,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll
be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of
fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would
die.
Bart: [raises his hand] Oh, Miss Allbright.
M.A.: Yes, Bart.
Bart: Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
M.A.: No.
Bart: [raises his hand]
M.A.: Yes, Bart.
Bart: Are there pirates in hell?
M.A.: Yes. Thousands of them.
Bart: [rubs hands] Hoo hoo, baby!
-- Sunday School,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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