TV: Hear Me Roar, the Network for Women.
In the next half-hour, we'll show you how to cut your first-aid
bill in half by making your own band-aids.
Marge: Ooh, that's a good idea.
TV: Now before we begin, you need five yards of sterilized cotton...
-- Something for everyone on cable,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
In the next half-hour, we'll show you how to cut your first-aid
bill in half by making your own band-aids.
Marge: Ooh, that's a good idea.
TV: Now before we begin, you need five yards of sterilized cotton...
-- Something for everyone on cable,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE!
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Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, ... - Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before.
You really think we can afford it?
Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing... - Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul.
Announcer:
[from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife...
