Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero or a pretty
boy, you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king.
Good for you.
-- Artie Ziff's acceptance speech, "The Way We Was"
boy, you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king.
Good for you.
-- Artie Ziff's acceptance speech, "The Way We Was"
Related:
- Artie: Would you go to the prom with me?
Marge: Oh,
Artie: I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments... - Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid... - This is NOT Burger King.
You do not get it YOUR way... - If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of
everything.
When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and... - Faith: Lisa, I'd like you to meet some of the other finalists.
This is Trong Van Din and Maria Diminguez. Maria and... - If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
This way you can get whatever you like--the right... - QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic.
What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and... - Aldebaran's great, okay,
Algol's pretty neat,
Betelgeuse's pretty girls
Will knock you off your feet.
They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real... - Kirk: "Uhura, patch me up."
Uhura: "Aye, sir. You're on,
Admiral." Kirk: "This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it...
From the same category:
- Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's
attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love... - Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart,
I would. Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of... - sung to Brahms' Lullaby]
Go to sleep...
And good night.
La-la la la la la la... Dee-dee-dee... Dee-dee-dee...
