Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team.
Homer: Debate, like, arguing?
Mrs. B: Yes.
Homer: I'll take THAT, you DINGPOT!
Just warming up, Mrs. Blumenstein.
-- Homer tries to share interests with Marge,
"The Way We Was"
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team.
Homer: Debate, like, arguing?
Mrs. B: Yes.
Homer: I'll take THAT, you DINGPOT!
Just warming up, Mrs. Blumenstein.
-- Homer tries to share interests with Marge,
"The Way We Was"
Related:
- Mrs. B: This year's topic is
`Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered
to 55 miles per hour.'
Homer:
55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few... - Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
Homer: With pleasure. [turns around and moons the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case?
Hutz:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well... - Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
[everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the... - Stampy butts another elephant]
Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking... - Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed... - Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick...
