Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? A Seymour Butz?
Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! [realizes]
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my
hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
-- Yet another phone prank, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? A Seymour Butz?
Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! [realizes]
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my
hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
-- Yet another phone prank, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
where's your sense of humor. Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart... - Moe, another last beer, please.
-- Homer, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another... - Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
[walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answers... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh...
