Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've
had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
[out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more.
Marge: Gasp!
Homer: But, don't worry. Uh, I'll never let on. I'll still do all the
bed stuff. Maybe it won't be so bad.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
[out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more.
Marge: Gasp!
Homer: But, don't worry. Uh, I'll never let on. I'll still do all the
bed stuff. Maybe it won't be so bad.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door!
Bart:
[bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ...
