Moe: Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day
they're born to the day they die, they <think> they're happy, but
trust me. They ain't.
Homer: [thinks] Moe. Wish he'd shut up.
-- Homer drowns his sorrows in beer after losing a $1
million court case, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
they're born to the day they die, they <think> they're happy, but
trust me. They ain't.
Homer: [thinks] Moe. Wish he'd shut up.
-- Homer drowns his sorrows in beer after losing a $1
million court case, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm... - Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing,
pug-nosed... Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer... - Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me.... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but...
