Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between
telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
Bart: Maybe.
Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you,
Bart?
Homer and Hutz: [prompting, whispering] No! No!
Bart: No.
-- Bart takes the witness stand,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
Bart: Maybe.
Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you,
Bart?
Homer and Hutz: [prompting, whispering] No! No!
Bart: No.
-- Bart takes the witness stand,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Now let me start by saying... Good for you son!
It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're... - I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into... - Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the
court in this way,
I will have to cite you for contempt. Burns: You wouldn't... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing
but the truth,
so help you God? Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: ... - Homer: You know, Bart, maybe it's the concussion talking,
but any way you choose to live your life is...
