Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out.
-- Burns tells Homer he isn't going to get a cent,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out.
-- Burns tells Homer he isn't going to get a cent,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Smithers: I think the boy is hurt.
Burns: Oh for crying out loud,
just give him a nickel and let's get going... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithers:... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars,
sir? Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile,... - Ah, Simpson. At last we meet.
-- Mr. Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's
accident,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer...
From the same category:
- Lisa: How are the southwestern pizza fingers?
Moe:
They're, um...[reads] "awesomely outrageous". Marge... - Lisa: Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here to
feeding time.
So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, ... - Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175
million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact
with ours.
Homer: So? Lisa: It's just that the... - Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul.
Announcer:
[from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating...
