Announcer: It's a tool that every home handyman needs!
It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!
It's an asphalt spreader! It's 67 tools in one!
How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?
Homer: One thousand dollars!
Announcer: Oh, don't answer yet...
Homer: Oh, sorry.
Announcer: Because you also get...
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!
It's an asphalt spreader! It's 67 tools in one!
How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?
Homer: One thousand dollars!
Announcer: Oh, don't answer yet...
Homer: Oh, sorry.
Announcer: Because you also get...
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the
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Marge:
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Woman:
According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation... - Homer: Come on, come on, let's go.
Bart: [as announcer]
In the red trunks,
with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the ... - Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed...
