Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her. But how?
Man #1: Drop an anvil on her?
Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano.
Woman: Stuff her full of TNT, then throw a match down her throat and
run?
Meyers: All your fancy degrees and that's the best you can do?
You make me sick!
All: [agree meekly]
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Man #1: Drop an anvil on her?
Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano.
Woman: Stuff her full of TNT, then throw a match down her throat and
run?
Meyers: All your fancy degrees and that's the best you can do?
You make me sick!
All: [agree meekly]
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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