Myers: Take a letter, Miss White.
Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy
and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo
of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your
collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show,
our research shows that one person cannot make a difference, no
matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying...
Marge: [reading the letter] And the horse I rode in on?
I'll show them what one screwball can do!
-- A letter from the CEO, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy
and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo
of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your
collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show,
our research shows that one person cannot make a difference, no
matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying...
Marge: [reading the letter] And the horse I rode in on?
I'll show them what one screwball can do!
-- A letter from the CEO, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
- I guess one person
make a difference, but most of the time,
they probably shouldn't. -- Marge, "Itchy and Scratchy... - Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her.
But how? Man #1: Drop an anvil on her? Man #2: Hit... - Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've... - Dear purveyors of senseless violence:
I know this may sound silly at first,
but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children... - Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it
anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal... - kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy]
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly...they... - It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat! ... - Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. -- Rub... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy...
