Marge: [making pork chops]
A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram...
Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world.
Marge: Oh, Homer, they're nothing special. The extra ingredient is
care. [continues her work] A sprinkle of chervil, a teaspoon of
tumeric, and a whisper of MSG.
-- How much care am I supposed to add? "Itchy and
Scratchy and Marge"
A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram...
Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world.
Marge: Oh, Homer, they're nothing special. The extra ingredient is
care. [continues her work] A sprinkle of chervil, a teaspoon of
tumeric, and a whisper of MSG.
-- How much care am I supposed to add? "Itchy and
Scratchy and Marge"
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