Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a
sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]
Lisa: But Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it.
Bart: Wooooooo...
Lisa: [hands Bart his putter] It is time.
-- Bart finally gets it, "Dead Putting Society"
sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]
Lisa: But Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it.
Bart: Wooooooo...
Lisa: [hands Bart his putter] It is time.
-- Bart finally gets it, "Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart:
Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart... - Lisa: Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself,
I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. Here goes... - If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it,
does it make a sound... - Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books!
Lisa: Bart,
we're just gonna borrow them. Bart: Oh... heh, heh... - Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting... - Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got... - Lisa: Eighth hole.
Bart: Aim for the octopus, third tentacle.
Lisa: Twelfth hole. Bart: Bank it off the pink tombstone... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking...
