Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt,

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  "Dead Putting...
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  "Dead Putting...
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
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  after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing...
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• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent. -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course,
  "Dead Putting...
• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say...