Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting Society"
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Play it where it lays, Homer.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting... - Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus... Homer... - Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting... - Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting... - Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge,
after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing... - Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses]
Okay,
that didn't work. This time, move your head and don't... - Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is
to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that.... - Todd: Hi Bart!
Bart: Get bent.
-- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course,
"Dead Putting... - Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say...
