Play it where it lays, Homer.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting Society"
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting... - Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting... - Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting... - Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge,
after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing... - Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses]
Okay,
that didn't work. This time, move your head and don't... - Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?!
Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out,
Homer. Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit... - Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking... - Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say... - Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she
wins the Kentucky Derby.
Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse! -- the...
