Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?!
Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?
Homer: Don't toy with me, woman!!
-- Homer needs refreshment while mowing the lawn,
"Dead Putting Society"
Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?
Homer: Don't toy with me, woman!!
-- Homer needs refreshment while mowing the lawn,
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Mm. My best dress...
-- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress,
"Dead Putting... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a
psychiatrist?
Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress,... - Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said:
If you lose you're out of the family!
Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow. -- words of encouragement... - Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to
go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about... - Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff...
Marge:
What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
