There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that's
all. Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like, eh, `elfgrass'.
-- Homer defending crabgrass against Flanders,
"Dead Putting Society"
all. Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like, eh, `elfgrass'.
-- Homer defending crabgrass against Flanders,
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is
to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that.... - Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?!
Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out,
Homer. Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit... - Freedom, like crabgrass,
keeps popping up... - Marge: Good morning, dear.
Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
What of donuts? What?! For the love of God... - Simpson, you're starting to annoy me.
-- Ned Flanders,
"Dead Putting... - Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can'twin. -- Homer, "Dead Putting... - Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win. Flanders: Actually, Simpson... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is
having some sort of crisis.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm... ... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe...
