Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened, but we can't
blame ourselves.
Homer: We can and will!
Marge: Children need discipline. You can ask any syndicated advice
columnist.
-- Worrying about Bart, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
blame ourselves.
Homer: We can and will!
Marge: Children need discipline. You can ask any syndicated advice
columnist.
-- Worrying about Bart, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
- Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
Homer:
It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry... - You know, Marge? We're great parents!
-- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof,
"Bart vs.... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what... - Marge: Goodness, what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet... - Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a... - Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before.
You really think we can afford it?
Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing...
