Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
He's as good as dead! [bawls]
Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
-- Bart wants to jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard,
"Bart the Daredevil"
He's as good as dead! [bawls]
Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
-- Bart wants to jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard,
"Bart the Daredevil"
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- Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
Bart: Maybe. -- Bart and the 9th commandment? "Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You did _what_?!
Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon,
so I took the precaution of recording it. Marge: What... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing...
