Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say
something?
Bart: What?
Otto: COOOOOOOOL!!!!!
-- "Bart the Daredevil"
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say
something?
Bart: What?
Otto: COOOOOOOOL!!!!!
-- "Bart the Daredevil"
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