The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch!
-- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the Daredevil"
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch!
-- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
- Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold,
when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's... - Let the destruction begin!
-- Homer, at the Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the... - Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well... - Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting
quarter-mile action,
action, action! Our first race is a benefit for... - Now let me start by saying... Good for you son!
It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're... - Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing,
Bart and I think we should all go to the monster... - If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for... - This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart... - Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian!
Millhouse:
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes...
From the same category:
- Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
BG:
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your... - Lisa: Dad, you forgot to pick up Milhouse.
Homer: [exagerated] I <did>?
I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open...
