Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad.
-- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil"
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad.
-- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil"
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Ned: Sorry to bother you,
Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My... - Son, always be sincere. Whether you mean it or not.
Michael... - Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting... - Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
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Ned: Knock what off,
Simpson? Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since... - Welcome my son,
welcome to the machine... - You are not my son!
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Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the... - Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think... - Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your...
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Bart: [whiney] I'll do it this afternoon! -- "The... - Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down,
but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh... - A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A twizzler is not a sprinkle.
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Ned:
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk...
