[in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match]
Bart: If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match.
Lisa: Oh, Bart, I hope you're not taking this seriously.
Even a 5-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any
ballet! [in Moe's tavern]
Homer: Eh, Rasputin's got the reach, but on the other hand,
the Professor's got his patented coma lock.
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match.
-- Great minds think alike, "Bart the Daredevil"
Bart: If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match.
Lisa: Oh, Bart, I hope you're not taking this seriously.
Even a 5-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any
ballet! [in Moe's tavern]
Homer: Eh, Rasputin's got the reach, but on the other hand,
the Professor's got his patented coma lock.
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match.
-- Great minds think alike, "Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
- Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Bart: After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine.
We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts,
the wrestling match of the century! -- Announcer...
