-- Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson... - Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace,
"Bart Gets... - Homer: [holding a box with a red hat on top]
Marge,
I have some horrible, bone-chilling news! Marge: [gasps]... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy?
Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school,
I gotta go to work; the only one who has it... - Homer: [to Skinner] Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen
into one of these machines!
[turns] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa:
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten.
Lisa:
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only... - Homer: It's OK, son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth-graders think?
You're doing what _you_ want to do with your life....
