Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one
of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became
a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay.
-- Homer becomes one of those guys who sits in a bar
telling a story of how he became a loser,
"Dancin' Homer"
of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became
a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay.
-- Homer becomes one of those guys who sits in a bar
telling a story of how he became a loser,
"Dancin' Homer"
Related:
- Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of
punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Moe: Please, not in public.
Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European! [belch] -- responses... - Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why?
Bart: Well, your father was a loser,
and _his_ father, and his father...it's genetic... - Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty:... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart:
Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check... - Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to... - Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ...
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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's... - In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your
elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the... - Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood! -- They didn't tell... - Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming... - Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.
Darryl: Yes?
Homer:
You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right...
