Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu.
[They all do, then there's a pause]
[Homer looks at his watch] Hey, there's still time: let's hug
him again!
-- Metahumor, "Homer and Apu"
[They all do, then there's a pause]
[Homer looks at his watch] Hey, there's still time: let's hug
him again!
-- Metahumor, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual. Marge: I guess we've learned... - Apu: Let's go to...that line.
Marge: But that's the longest.
Apu: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm... - Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto... - Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the... - Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low... - Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just... - Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face. -- Homer Simpson ... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart...
